I have a tendency to make drunken phone calls or send drunken texts/ims when I shouldn't...this website compliles the best drunken texts...when I first read it, I was in tears I was laughing so hard...
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
some examples (the area code is first):
(510): I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
(702): Are you high?
(510): No. That's why it's odd
(330): so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
(508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
(214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon
(606): Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
(503): i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
(360): let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
(312): i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
(573): Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
(775): just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
(646): Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Funny, because I know I've sent/recieved texts like these from Karin and Lauren...
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Loving the Ninja Turtle one. That's Atlanta. Wonder if that was Derek! :)
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